Dear Dr. Seed,

Congratulations on the opening your new cloning clinic. We understand that you are a pioneer in the field of human cloning techniques and are very interested in helping you with your endeavour. We are a couple that are childless. We are both professionals in our fields, and have always wanted a child but until now have resigned ourselves to the fact that we will never be able to conceive. It is our hope that you will aid us in the re-creation of ourselves as a young girl. We are both males possessing XY chromosomal combinations that we think could be combined to produce the little girl that we have always wanted. While some may mock us, we know that you will understand the seriousness of our re-creative dilema. We pose this challenge to you as we think that you are the only one with enough courage and scientific integrity to bring the task to fruition. We have worked professionally as a team and do not desire a physical relationship but we would like to sire a child, combining our intellect and lineage. We have both been previously married and do not wish for another union but we feel that we would make excellent parents. Like yourself we are not afraid to see past the short sightedness of a few congressmen and the medical community when it comes to an issue as important as this. We agree with you that the evolution of man now depends on the marriage of science and human tenacity.

We have heard that you need two million dollars for your clinic and have enclosed one dollar each as a modest show of support. We have also enclosed various sources of our respective genetic material that we hope you will find helpful in researching our case.

Respectfully yours,

Rev. Dr. Karl "Bunny" Ewald

Rev. Dr. Joel "nano" Warner