The BURDEN of loving the unattainable and untouchable goddesses of the world.
The BURDEN of awesome rock bands coming to town in the same weekend.
The BURDEN of being a stupid PhD student that spends his day procrastinating
not realizing that god czn help you through anything as so long as you trust and believe
The BURDEN of not loving even though you can still get through it
The BURDEN of not knowing god
The BURDEN of this website
The BURDEN of reading this stupid webpage
The BURDEN of compassion
The BURDEN of
The BURDEN of wearing dentures as 30
The BURDEN of food
The BURDEN of stepping in pee with your clean socks on
The BURDEN of
The BURDEN of your nose dripping onto your chin because you can't find the tissue box
The BURDEN of
The BURDEN of STRESS INCONTINENCE (<--This is Obviously the Best Burden Listed Here)
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The BURDEN of knowing the truth
The BURDEN of getting cut
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The BURDEN of Having the shit scared out of you (literally)
The BURDEN of a close friend who is extremely overweight and disgusting to look at
The BURDEN of having to hold your nose and breath when susan and her bog of eternal stench come into the office.
The BURDEN of working next to fatty mcfatfat mcfatterson
The BURDEN of a close friend who is extremely overweight and disgusting to look at
The BURDEN of spending time reading other's burdens when I was only looking for Joel
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The BURDEN of the local TV news team
The BURDEN of
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The BURDEN of big ass corporate websites
The BURDEN of beast
The BURDEN of talking and not talking
The BURDEN of a slobbering dog
The BURDEN of Sierra Madre
The BURDEN of phoning wilst driving
The BURDEN of
The BURDEN of
The BURDEN of having an insensitive husband
The BURDEN of testing scripts
The BURDEN of whiney and demanding cats
The BURDEN of Snerdly
The BURDEN of Weetabix
The BURDEN of having too much money
The BURDEN of rot orbisen
The BURDEN of a lazy wife
The BURDEN of parenthood
The BURDEN of veronica moser
The BURDEN of tearing off too short a piece of dental floss
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The BURDEN of human beings altogether.
The BURDEN of human beings altogether.
The BURDEN of Wal-Mart
The BURDEN of veronica moser
The BURDEN of capples
The BURDEN of the empty match box
The BURDEN of not grabbing her boobs
The BURDEN of ex-boyfriends
The BURDEN of a completely bonkers boss
The BURDEN of gender confusion
The BURDEN of gender confusion
The BURDEN of snotty co-workers
The BURDEN of transgenderism
The BURDEN of NOT following my instinct to drop out of society (leaving Ohio is good enough)
The BURDEN of fearing near-complete freckling of my body from the sun (seriously, have you ever SEEN a human wheat puff?)
The BURDEN of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
The BURDEN of talking with people who actually think "Napoleon Dynamite" is a good movie
The BURDEN of West Virginia (the state next to Ohio)
The BURDEN of OHIO - the state where all freakdom resides
The BURDEN of living life as a lilliputian
The BURDEN of being forced to found the local sect of 'burdens anonymous'
The BURDEN of mentally conjuring burdens for this addictive list
The BURDEN of having to get up in the middle of the night to pee
The BURDEN of attempting to resist Jack White's inexplicable sexual appeal
The BURDEN of maintaining a site about other peoples burdens - what a bummer
The BURDEN of being simultaneously upright & downtrodden
The BURDEN of that freak cyber stalker you met on Yahoo chat
The BURDEN of being an overweight vegan/health nut!
The BURDEN of .........there is no "burden" I don't care
The BURDEN of veronica moser
The BURDEN of control freaks
The BURDEN of veronica moser
The BURDEN of veronica moser
The BURDEN of seeing jim kary
The BURDEN of seeing jim kary
The BURDEN of not seeing gim kary
The BURDEN of procrastination
The BURDEN of artificial lighting
The BURDEN of ample buttocks catching my eye
The BURDEN of Banområde Göteborg
The BURDEN of veronica moser
The BURDEN of being the other women
The BURDEN of clocks and what they represent
The BURDEN of the dissertation
The BURDEN of loving a married man with KIDS!!!!!
The BURDEN of ex-fiance getting married on your birthday
I made cum
The BURDEN of never throwing anything away.
The BURDEN of a secretly gay husband in a hetero marriage.
The BURDEN of people NOT reading my mind.
The BURDEN of never throwing anything away.
The BURDEN of IN-LAWS
The BURDEN of DWELLING
The BURDEN of PMS
The BURDEN of the annual turkey holocaust
The BURDEN of stinking new years
The BURDEN of giblets
The BURDEN of cgi-bin
The BURDEN of servers
The BURDEN of trying to find karl. from Jon Cahoon
The BURDEN of badly tailored shorts
The BURDEN of corn vs. the digestive system
The BURDEN of Boredom
The BURDEN of careless whispers
The BURDEN of scratching the shit out of karl's truck and never fixing it
The BURDEN of GRAD SCHOOL
The BURDEN of moving stuff
The BURDEN of all of those really weird, out there web sites where you're really not sure what sort of purpose that they serve.
The BURDEN of not having a cable modem
The BURDEN of Karl
The BURDEN of code crunchy
The BURDEN of deadlines
The BURDEN of deadlines
The BURDEN of LP containment
The BURDEN of toilet tagging
The BURDEN of having a mother who is always sick and tired
The BURDEN of having a mother who is always sick and tired
The BURDEN of having to go to work 50 miles away
The BURDEN of having a depressed 7 yr old child who steals
The BURDEN of loans
The BURDEN of calenders and the marking of time
The BURDEN of the "double flusher"
The BURDEN of the alcohol gettin' my mind
The BURDEN of external events
The BURDEN of Monique cooper, having to sit next to Brandon! in this class!!!
The BURDEN of Brandon Jackson, having to sit in this class
The BURDEN of Brandon Jackson of being your son-in-law
The BURDEN of getting accused of having sexual intercoarse with a dead dog
The BURDEN of having no locks on a 24hr store
The BURDEN of hopeless procrastination
The BURDEN of Human race destroying mother earth everyday recklessly and carelessly
The BURDEN of sUtz
The BURDEN of survivors
The BURDEN of html pages
The BURDEN of smelly office chairs
The BURDEN of being sexually primed
The BURDEN of sugar addiction
The BURDEN of tight pants
The BURDEN of a bad work environment
The BURDEN of everquest
The BURDEN of not being able to decide whether to stay at this job or not.
The BURDEN of being 15 years beyond my sexual prime.
The BURDEN of misshared memory
The BURDEN of cat droppings.
The BURDEN of recursiveness
The BURDEN of life
The BURDEN of #2
The BURDEN of typos
The BURDEN of proejct management
The BURDEN of working in an old mortuary building
The BURDEN of tworking next to a bible store
The BURDEN of not working with karl anymore
The BURDEN of reading more gutless burdens about unhappy marriages--work in out elswhere, we're not impressed
The BURDEN of reading more lame burdens about elvis and jesus
The BURDEN of knowing everything, but being afraid of telling anyone
The BURDEN of of being the nephew of Johnny Cash
The BURDEN of THE RING
The BURDEN of JESTURE BOB, and knowing he was the true jesus
The BURDEN of burnt offerings
The BURDEN of drunken weekends
The BURDEN of of the bible thumping christians and their constant bullshit
The BURDEN of knowing Jesus was an alien
The BURDEN of Elvis, he died for our sins
The BURDEN of "baby needs a new pair of shoes"
The BURDEN of big money...let's see a 7
The BURDEN of the sexless marriage
The BURDEN of the pesty wife
The BURDEN of you and the things you do
The BURDEN of being an albino
The BURDEN of fame, fortune, and all the other things I do not have
The BURDEN of jesture BOB!!!!
The BURDEN of knowing you friends never call
The BURDEN of never ending burdens
The BURDEN of Mr. Leary and dropping out of society
The BURDEN of the face on mars
The BURDEN of of being a "fake" doctor
The BURDEN of of being nicknamed bunny
The BURDEN of a time sheet
The BURDEN of whoring myself to fat chicks for free drinks
The BURDEN of work, it should be abolished
The BURDEN of benwa balls
The BURDEN of having a big dick, and only 8 girls actually knowing it
The BURDEN of knowing you have to go home at the end of the day
The BURDEN of the wine princess
The BURDEN of new Brad Urban Trio songs that are too short
The BURDEN of We Built The House Of Menthol
The BURDEN of las vegas prostitutes under 100 bucks
The BURDEN of snow, dpression, and gambling debt
The BURDEN of knowing the sick monkeys who write out these burdens
The BURDEN of Human Osteology
The BURDEN of encroaching "energy bars" and their fanatical patrons
mwa ha ha huh?
The BURDEN of finding out that sea monkeys are not primates!
The BURDEN of finding out that god is dead and that he took the easter bunny and santa with him
The BURDEN of that fuckin' omega weapon in final fantasy 8
The BURDEN of getting caught downloading monkey-porn in a college computer lab
The BURDEN of learning stuff
The BURDEN of demos
The BURDEN of listening to the Brad Urban Trio
The BURDEN of presenting a plate of exquisite, albeit poorly sliced cheeses to guests twice in one month
The BURDEN of returning to work
The BURDEN of sinuses.
The BURDEN of clients
The BURDEN of only having 16 hours with karl and michelle
The BURDEN of having no salary, a banged up cardboard box/home, 17 kids and a relentless stalker
The BURDEN of clapping for fools
The BURDEN of accidental tourism
The BURDEN of applause
The BURDEN of having no salary, a mortage, two kids and a wife.
The BURDEN of the audience
The BURDEN of dispensing with good hygiene in effort to preserve the good natured atmosphere of a fondue party
The BURDEN of expiration dates
The BURDEN of perishable foods
The BURDEN of studying missing children mailers to no avail
The BURDEN of doing everything "for the sake of the children!"
The BURDEN of 31 flavors and an impatient clerk
The BURDEN of 31 flavors and am impatient clerk
The BURDEN of being a build bitch
The BURDEN of the engineering department
The BURDEN of waiting on kristie
The BURDEN of indecision
The BURDEN of small dogs and other trip hazards
The BURDEN of small dogs
The BURDEN of methane fueled cars
The BURDEN of having more money but no more time or energy
The BURDEN of living at the mall
The BURDEN of changes
The BURDEN of the construction zone outside my apartment
The BURDEN of car alarms
The BURDEN of giving birth to a beautiful baby stone
The BURDEN of Julia Robert's mouth
The BURDEN of feigning interest in your newborn baby
The BURDEN of "Can I help you find anything?"
The BURDEN of knowing I will have to reply, "pretty good, you?" a billion more times in my lifetime
The BURDEN of being a Sissyfight has-been
The BURDEN of leftover Chinese food
The BURDEN of trying to squeeze a masturbatory hand into your Diesel jeans while driving the lonesome freeway
The BURDEN of being an impoverished capitalist
The BURDEN of space-age polymers
The BURDEN of necking vigorously in a dream
The BURDEN of failed mergers
The BURDEN of failed mergers
The BURDEN of Working for Free1
The BURDEN of discovering the "organic" content of a Veronica Moser Bar.
The BURDEN of typing BURDENS while talking on important conference calls.
The BURDEN of the vision of Veronica Moser!
The BURDEN of trying to sell a fucking company!
The BURDEN of reading some sex-crazed maniac's burdens
The BURDEN of trying to ship bone specimens to Australia
The BURDEN of being a middle aged sex fiend
The BURDEN of justing knowing this site is here
The BURDEN of lusting after the girl in the next lane, but knowing you'll never see her again
The BURDEN of wanting sex from every little latina you see
The BURDEN of having affiars on business trips
The BURDEN of burden
The BURDEN of having all the fat chicks at the bar hit on me, and taking them home anyway
The BURDEN of knowing Jim Morrison died for our sins
The BURDEN of not being able to aquire majic mushrooms
The BURDEN of hiding my stash from the wife
The BURDEN of wanting to hit on young women, and knowing it's wrong
The BURDEN of letting my job get to me
The BURDEN of Tipper takes it in the ass
The BURDEN of Gore could still win the election
The BURDEN of knowing that life sucks and Jesus is the first one the Catholics will want to clone
The BURDEN of adding these burdens to the list
The BURDEN of technology and knowing it will destroy mankind
The BURDEN of knowing you went to college with Gillian Anderson, and she rejected you come ons
The BURDEN of the wildfires not spreading far enough to destroy Jim Carrys home
The BURDEN of of being refered to as "bunny"
The BURDEN of bunny getting all the good looking women
The BURDEN of not having enough drugs to get me through the day
The BURDEN of designing wine labels
The BURDEN of being a wine princess
The BURDEN of Roy " in dreams I walk with you" Orbisen
The BURDEN of the clown that haunts me in my dreams
The BURDEN of the endless search for bigfoot
The BURDEN of fat fingers and a small penis
The BURDEN of remaking the plnet of the apes
The BURDEN of Charleton Heston
The BURDEN of testosterone and not being able to release it
The BURDEN of knowing other people think your life is better than it really is.
The BURDEN of a sexless marriage
The BURDEN of drug testing by large companies
The BURDEN of joel's hairy ass
The BURDEN of drug addiction
The BURDEN of noodles.
The BURDEN of nipples.
The BURDEN of stagnation.
The BURDEN of knowing elvis is out there...somewhere...but not here...
The BURDEN of chef's ass
The BURDEN of Java & Enhydra
The BURDEN of Load Issues
The BURDEN of Leaking Code
The BURDEN of the repercussions of eating chinese food.
The BURDEN of JOURNEY
The BURDEN of being the oldest
The BURDEN of Obliviousness
The BURDEN of Perfection
The BURDEN of proof
The BURDEN of having to look up fucking words like syndic and finding out you knew what it meant.
The BURDEN of Paul Meleedy riding my butt at work.
The BURDEN of growlers
The BURDEN of observing honkies.
The BURDEN of Karl
The BURDEN of stickybutt
The BURDEN of lists
The BURDEN of one's entering of the same stupid burden twice in a row because of one's hopeless incompetence.
The BURDEN of the hopeless addiction to those pink and white circus animal cookies
The BURDEN of the hopeless addiction those pink and white circus animal cookies
The BURDEN of gobblesnappers
The BURDEN of boredom
The BURDEN of mules
The BURDEN of cat hair
The BURDEN of urinary tract infections
The BURDEN of gas
The BURDEN of mocking birds
The BURDEN of the back-breaking, spirit-crushing inevitability of failure.
The BURDEN of Daniel Ash's anal bean
The BURDEN of rats at King Schwan
The BURDEN of Clean laundry piled in three different places in my house needing to be folded
The BURDEN of preparation
The BURDEN of liars
The BURDEN of thingies and stuff
The BURDEN of lost directions
The BURDEN of chocolate
The BURDEN of my endless anxiety
The BURDEN of sexual frustartion
The BURDEN of ladies
The BURDEN of females
The BURDEN of chicks
The BURDEN of women
The BURDEN of girls
The BURDEN of soup
The BURDEN of the double-flusher
The BURDEN of the bear den.
The BURDEN of mocking birds (they are always there, always watching).
The BURDEN of explaining my reasoning that coming to work late can only be made up for by leaving work early.
The BURDEN of vehicles.
The BURDEN of having to maintain a top ten ranking on SissyFight.
The BURDEN of not abandoning academia (and all its associated BURDENS) totally in favor of instead becoming a wealthy and indulgent capitalist with a nice car.
The BURDEN of Santa Cruz housing prices
The BURDEN of nourishing oneself approximately 3 times/day
The BURDEN of not having a place to live in except for a barn
The BURDEN of the ivy league
The BURDEN of project m
The BURDEN of fatherhood of multiple children in 5 different states
The BURDEN of nano's stinky feet
The BURDEN of my stinky feet
The BURDEN of knowing bigfoot really exsists
The BURDEN of searching for Bigfoot
The BURDEN of proof
The BURDEN of searching for the real killer
The BURDEN of getting kicked in the nutz.... (ouch!)
The BURDEN of blind thrust faults mocking us
The BURDEN of grown-ups
The BURDEN of Your mom comming home drunk every night and beating you 'cuz you forgot to take out the trash again...
The BURDEN of ancestors
The BURDEN of intestinal fortitude
The BURDEN of fidgeting
The BURDEN of Area 51
The BURDEN of them goddamn liberal sons o' bitches!
The BURDEN of the dreaded tidewater goby
The BURDEN of the sturgeon general
The BURDEN of the plight of the unarmored three-spined stickleback
The BURDEN of the Yeti
The BURDEN of elastic rebound
The BURDEN of the fat cat/sleep deprivation syndrome
The BURDEN of trichloroethylene in deep groundwater aquifers
The BURDEN of Objectivism
The BURDEN of too much water in my belly and might barf
The BURDEN of the sausage factor
The BURDEN of scarey coincidences
The BURDEN of responsibility
The BURDEN of aliens living and working among us.
The BURDEN of knowing that Martians are destroying all of NASA's toys
What is really the point of all this
The BURDEN of forgetting what color my parachute was supposed to be
The BURDEN of "chosing the right path"
The BURDEN of the commuter daze and illnatured suits
The BURDEN of not really having any true and valid burdens that don't involve money
The BURDEN of fixing broken parts and bits and pieces
The BURDEN of hemplefits and too much distance
The BURDEN of damn another typo
The BURDEN of no time and no home comuter to consider thse burdens
The BURDEN of mass chaos and hysteria
The BURDEN of not having any Y2K gear
The BURDEN of are we telling the truth here
The BURDEN of why are there not more interesting burdens
The BURDEN of oops thats legend
The BURDEN of the legand of old coffee eyes
The BURDEN of my office job is mundane and boring
The BURDEN of I got your letter and hope you are ok
The BURDEN of meat on my veggie sandwich
The BURDEN of are you reading my burdens
The BURDEN of doo doo butts in california
The BURDEN of poop
The BURDEN of being 100's of miles away from sane people
The BURDEN of my internal strife
The BURDEN of Christmas shopping for strangers
The BURDEN of Circadian Rhythm
The BURDEN of designer clothes
The BURDEN of your wife spending her free time "E-mailing" another man.
The BURDEN of a hot brat blister
The BURDEN of eating chicken off the floor when the cheese is gone
The BURDEN of getting soaked at a tailgate because someone was to lazy to bring their motor home
The BURDEN of turning the volume down from 10 to zero in three seconds
The BURDEN of having a new plummer come into your sub and steal your women
The BURDEN of reading all the self-absorbed burdens.
The BURDEN of your mom
The BURDEN of sifting through shit websites eg: this one
The BURDEN of people
The BURDEN of working on a Sunday
The BURDEN of the bird on a bear den with a beard on.
Susan's BURDEN of knowing HTML & Javascript but not being particularly creative
The BURDEN of being me
The BURDEN of the lack of time
The BURDEN of not being able to look at the new pictures on Susan's web page
The BURDEN of pictures not working on Susan's web page
The BURDEN of Killer Bees entering south Ventura County Oct. 23rd, 1999. The Nightmare has only begun. If you hear the buzz, it's too late run.
The BURDEN of still being less tan than Uwe after 4 days in the sun
The BURDEN of rejection
The BURDEN of wanting to masturbate but being unable to find the lube.
The BURDEN of exploding farts in your expensive Victoria's Secret G-string
The BURDEN of the family circus
The BURDEN of bosses who gossip all day
The BURDEN of re-doing the burden site
The BURDEN of no guys beating down my door
The BURDEN of getting a Drosophila melanogaster in your eyeball
The BURDEN of having to say you're sorry.
Sorry, Damon, you did think of one.
The BURDEN of Susan not using her brain
The BURDEN of Damon and Jen not thinking up any burdens for the list
The BURDEN of having roommates
The BURDEN of being in charge of the population cage!!!
The BURDEN of Bo the Hoe not talking to me anymore!!!
The BURDEN of the Burdens of Others
The BURDEN of being late
The BURDEN of having to shave my bikini-line to wear my swimsuit this summer
The BURDEN of not having the energy to apply for a burden residency
The BURDEN of machismo.
The BURDEN of a sad cat.
The BURDEN of not knowing what burden is.
The BURDEN of missing your best friend.
The BURDEN of all the burdens gone missing
The BURDEN of cooking dinner every single day for the rest of my life
The BURDEN of thinking of a BURDEN
The BURDEN of wet chicken
The BURDEN of the Burden Page being empty
The BURDEN of the Burden Page not working
The BURDEN of having these burdens blink at you
The BURDEN of worrying if the psyches of other beings human and other have attached to my psyche and made it damn hard to be happy and anxiety free.
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The BURDEN of sleeping all night
The BURDEN of having fix people's HTML because of their sloppy attempts at website tagging...
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The BURDEN of animated gifs...
The BURDEN of <body background="http://www.meat.com/textures/img/a029.jpg">
The BURDEN of useless backgrounds that take up too much time and space...
The BURDEN of <body background="http://www.nucleus.com/~tmr/Jen/crystal.jpg">
The BURDEN of <font size = 20 font color = lime>large colored fonts...</FONT>
The BURDEN of giving your roommate a basket full of good beer for Christmas and then two days later having him check into a rehab for alcohol abuse.
The BURDEN of a very slow epson printer, 11x17 paper, a color illustration and Canvas5 (with all its bugs)
The BURDEN of having a friend point out to you that you're playing second fiddle
The BURDEN of "surrealism" as a college course, and getting a C in it!! (especially when you really want to hand in a live fish for your so-called final essay, but know that just won't do
The BURDEN of "surrealism" as a college course, and getting a C in it!! (especially when you really want to hand in a live fish for your so-called final essay, but know that just won't do
The BURDEN of losing one's job because of a "Pencil Dick" Superintendent
The BURDEN of being the "other woman"
The BURDEN of uneven floors in Funtown
The BURDEN of being Santa Claus at an End of the Quarter Party
The BURDEN of "making the first move"
The BURDEN of making a pie that nobody wants to eat on Thanksgiving
The BURDEN of your lab partner dropping the class a couple days before the final project is due
The BURDEN of back pain
The BURDEN of getting below the mean on a midterm
The BURDEN of not being able to sleep because the one you love is not there next to you.
The BURDEN of living 285 miles away from the love of your life.
The BURDEN of being sofa king we Todd did.
The BURDEN of community printers
The BURDEN of misloading a roll of film
The BURDEN of waiting in the printer room for my documents to come out of the printer and the queue is *really* long! and dumbases keep printing, like, useless shit without using "enscript" and they waste paper!
The BURDEN of all my pants becoming floods because I got fat
The BURDEN of getting fatter
The BURDEN of being responsible for most of the fuck ups on the Add-A-Burden Page
The BURDEN of tying to listen to what Mr. X is saying, but being distracted by his nose hairs
The BURDEN of cystic acne, the gift that keeps on giving
The BURDEN of cystic acne, the gift that keeps on giving
The BURDEN of when your computer freezes and in the meantime you had pressed "return" three times and your burden was entered in triplicate. sorry.
The BURDEN of sharing computers with people who store *everything* on the desktop
The BURDEN of sharing computers with people who store *everything* on the desktop
The BURDEN of sharing computers with people who store *everything* on the desktop
The BURDEN of knowing that one day Courtney will leave the lab
The BURDEN of restaurants thzt don't provide buckets
The BURDEN of clutches that break
The BURDEN of Maria
The BURDEN of that moment of anxiety at work after you fart when you're hoping no one comes in
The BURDEN of labels falling off the vials
The BURDEN of not being able to reach that big zit right in the middle of your back
The BURDEN of not having appropriate clothes for most occasions
The BURDEN of sub-standard highlights
The BURDEN of not shopping enough
The BURDEN of ice cream addiction
The BURDEN of horendous tan lines
The BURDEN of a bad bike seat....Ouch!
The BURDEN of an ex-lover/asshole that smears your good name at work
The BURDEN of sexy tank tops that expose your bra straps
The BURDEN of waiting for your lover to sign on to ICQ so you can chat!!!!
The BURDEN of steveurcle@penis.com
The BURDEN of http://www.rotten.com
The BURDEN of http://rotten.com
The BURDEN of shopping
The BURDEN of the BURDEN
The BURDEN of no BURDEN
The BURDEN of being tired
The BURDEN of not being able to write "email"
The BURDEN of emials
The BURDEN of homepages
The BURDEN of vacation
The BURDEN of having sex all day long
The BURDEN of not getting a beer when you are under 21
The BURDEN of sexual harrassment
The BURDEN of vodka
The BURDEN of corona-beer
The BURDEN of telephone-sex
The BURDEN of object oriented programming
The BURDEN of eating like a pig and getting guacamole on my white t-shirt
The BURDEN of a bad egg day in the injection room
The BURDEN of boning a guy who won't stop talking about how he's so into your mutual friend
The BURDEN of STRESS..... SUCKS!!!
The BURDEN of college dorm food... YUK!
The BURDEN of LOVING someone and them not having a clue about it.
The BURDEN of not seeing your girlfriend this weekend after seeing here every weekend this summer.
The BURDEN of never presenting a final to Joel at Sierra College fall semester 1997 because it was stolen out of my car on Watt Avenue, fortunately he still past me.
The BURDEN of cover charges
The BURDEN of driving around all day due to being one of a group of indecisive friends
The BURDEN of a painfully slow internet connection
The BURDEN of not being able to enter your Burdens fast enough to keep up with your brainstorm
The BURDEN of falling into a really deep sleep with your contacts in
Especially the BURDEN of dog people who insist on bringing their dogs to the office
The BURDEN of dog people
The BURDEN of having people walk around barefoot at your work
The BURDEN of having to say the line "I guess that they have never went away"
The BURDEN of karl leaving to soon the first time he ever even came to your apartment
The BURDEN of missing Liz Phair sing 6'1"
The BURDEN of having a crush on everyone
The BURDEN of doing math homework
The BURDEN of paying attention to martin feldstein's boring lectures
The BURDEN of too much free time in college
The BURDEN of going to harvard and having teachers that suck
The BURDEN of a dork math 1b TF who cant teach
The BURDEN of never-ending French articles
The BURDEN of sleeplesness
The BURDEN of reading articles for your french class
The BURDEN of being me
The BURDEN of auditions for harvard a capella groups
The BURDEN of not knowing how to sing
The BURDEN of crew making people wake up too early
The BURDEN of making a horse a senator
The BURDEN of mistakes
The BURDEN of the burden of a crazy mouse
The BURDEN of too many beautiful people to choose from
The BURDEN of an over-active imagination
The BURDEN of a store 24 that closes sporadically
The BURDEN of people studying in study breaks
The BURDEN of this stupid website. . . GOODBYE
The BURDEN of not knowing how to whistle
The BURDEN of recording answering machine messages
The BURDEN of not knowing how to juggle
The BURDEN of carying a rug on the T
The BURDEN of Moral Reasoning 28
The BURDEN of shopping classes
The BURDEN of emptying the recyclng bin in windows
The BURDEN of waititng 54 minutes for drying the laundry
The BURDEN of doing laundry
The BURDEN of helping mark plan his 4 year schedule
The BURDEN of opening harvard yard mail center mailboxes
The BURDEN of broken volume knobs on cabot library televisions
The BURDEN of boston weather
The BURDEN of ATM surcharges
The BURDEN of phone bills
The BURDEN of having an ugly brown teddy bear
The BURDEN of searching for used text books
The BURDEN of having to return emails and phone calls from home
The BURDEN of waking up by mark`s alarm clock
The BURDEN of the ridiculous hours at loker commons
The BURDEN of lines at annenberg
The BURDEN of being obsessive-compulsive
The BURDEN of soda machines that are frequently out of nestea
The BURDEN of slow-thinking magnetic key cards
The BURDEN of one sink for 8 people
The BURDEN of having one shower for 8 people
The BURDEN of chinese tones
The BURDEN of having an ec10 TF who cant speak english
The BURDEN of having to walk to vanserg for ec 10 section
The BURDEN of harvard
The BURDEN of engi knocking on my head as if it were a drum\
The BURDEN of people names paul with weird websites
The BURDEN of buying expensive textbooks
The BURDEN of eating annenberg food
The BURDEN of living above MARK AND RADU
The BURDEN of living over complaining grumpy young men
The BURDEN of crowded trains on the green line
The BURDEN of passing all the bums in harvard square
The BURDEN of the uncomfort on peter pan buses
The BURDEN of train tickets to NY costing $105
The BURDEN of plane tickets to CA costing $500
The BURDEN of living underneath sherina and engi
The BURDEN of living on the first floor of stoughton 19
The BURDEN of not speaking romanian
The BURDEN of not knowing what you want to "concentrate" in
The BURDEN of too few hours in the day (engi's burden)
The BURDEN of knowing Suciu
The BURDEN of having a Romanian roomate
The BURDEN of Diet Mountain Dew
The BURDEN of having a girlfriend but not being able to tell others yet because it is too soon since you broke up with your last.
The BURDEN of Bill
The BURDEN of watching the clock untill the time you can leave work and see your sweetheart.
The BURDEN of vacations
The BURDEN of the "creative or plume dumb dilemma"
The BURDEN of Santa Barbara handing me a can of dumbass at every corner
The BURDEN of a lab notebook full of inconsequential progress
The BURDEN of familial obligations
The BURDEN of unintended consequences
The BURDEN of health
The BURDEN of having Rev. Dr. Karl 'bunny' Ewald as a teacher, and having to watch his wierd movies(starring... HIM!)
The BURDEN of typing
The BURDEN of spelling original wrong. and olny seeing it after you push 'add-a-burden'
The BURDEN of wanting to be priginal so bad, that you read every burden to make sure that your burden isn't taken
The BURDEN of sitting at work on a Friday waiting for the time till you get to be with the love of your life
The BURDEN of a pomp-ASS brother
The BURDEN of sharing the road with those for whom the words 'merge', 'yield' and 'signal' hold no meaning
The BURDEN of your "potential"
The BURDEN of suffering the ignorance of others
The BURDEN of being right and...
The BURDEN of a Peter with a small peter
The BURDEN of a bad matress.
The BURDEN of ICQ being too crowded and not being able to chat with the one you love
The BURDEN of living too far away from the one you love
The BURDEN of hiding a sexual relationship from your parents at their apt.
The BURDEN of Hemple
The BURDEN of current girlfriends of ex-boyfriends
The BURDEN of breaking up
The BURDEN of slutty bitches named Susan
The BURDEN of your car breaking down, and missing art class
The BURDEN of working for one day and suddenly understanding marx's theory of work alienation
The BURDEN of working for one day and suddenly understanding marx's theory of work alienation
The BURDEN of your first day on the job
The BURDEN of trying to be a gentleman but failing
The BURDEN of wood choping
The BURDEN of being smitten with someone who doesn't know you exist.
The BURDEN of knowing that all you have to live for is Viagra
The BURDEN of flossing my grandfathers decomposing teeth with nylon rope
The BURDEN of blugeoning my sister's rotting corpse with just a toothpick
The BURDEN of not being able to stop thinking about your best friend in a loving way
The BURDEN of doctor degree
The BURDEN of being Kenny
The BURDEN of Seratonin Deprivation
The BURDEN of eating too many tacos at Spikes on taco tues....
The BURDEN of LINH DANG giving my dad two-for-one deals everytime she comes over
The BURDEN of TRANG CAO's dad wanting some everytime I come over...
The BURDEN of having your friend LINH DANG smell like fish
The BURDEN of not running TAN NGUYEN over when given the chance...
The BURDEN of watching "Bridges of Madison County" and having it relate to you....
The BURDEN of wanting to talk to your best friend but not being able to for her sake....
The BURDEN of not being able to talk to your best friend...
The BURDEN of trying to do what you think is right....
The BURDEN of having to break your lovers heart....
The BURDEN of having your fiance reading your email
The BURDEN of having to ignore your best friend.....
The BURDEN of having to read a BURDEN that relates to yourself
The BURDEN of having to end a friendship due to a jealous fiance
The BURDEN of ending an affair
The BURDEN of Bob Dobbs
The BURDEN of upset stomachs
The BURDEN of drawing class
The BURDEN of being a Black Metal enthusiest and not knowing how to apply corpse paint
The BURDEN of hitting the Reload button and accidentally adding a BURDEN twice
The BURDEN of being interrupted during great sex by your roommate
The BURDEN of being interrupted during great sex by your roommate
The BURDEN of having a bedroom door with no lock!
The BURDEN of male whore flirts
The BURDEN of virtual sex
The BURDEN of hiding a secret relationship
The BURDEN of loving a close and dear friend
The BURDEN of one's sister's boyfriend being a wacked-out psycho art instructor with horrible coffe breath
The BURDEN of having to not hurt the ex-girlfriend
The BURDEN of watching the European NFL
The BURDEN of having sex talk with a drunk female friend and not doing it
The BURDEN of being a gentleman
The BURDEN of Oklahoma
The BURDEN of wearing dentures at 30 because he was unaware of the proper way to eat a dorito
The BURDEN of strap-on love
The BURDEN of not knowing what is wrong with your mistress
The BURDEN of seeing Binkley in his neon-yellow shorts
The BURDEN of playing the Steelers on Thanksgiving Day
The BURDEN of knowing an individual who believes his SC hat stands for sleep in cap
The BURDEN of knowing Bink & Warner in denial of hitting their shit
The BURDEN of witnessing Mt. Binkley errupting on Warner's couch
The BURDEN of Business Travel
The BURDEN of violently discovering that "harass" is one word
The BURDEN of sitting in a jacuzzi with a beautiful girl
The BURDEN of reading all these stupid BURDENS and laughing until someone asks me to shutup...
The BURDEN of the machine
The BURDEN of polygomy
The BURDEN of your boss getting lucky every year and winning the basketball pool
The BURDEN of not bieng able to lose weight
The BURDEN of Having to stay with joel and his coffee driven breath for four days
The BURDEN of being know by your students as Mr. Spider Monkey
The BURDEN of seeing your mom naked (and enjoying it!)
The BURDEN of sleeping in a waterbed filled with Jello
The BURDEN of wearing fishnet pantyhouse under your jeans
The BURDEN of taking your mom to Junior prom
The BURDEN of wearing diapers and eating cookie dough
The BURDEN of wearing diapers and eating cookie dough
The BURDEN of loving your hand
The BURDEN of wanting to be as smart...and beautiful...and funny as LINH DANG.
The BURDEN of being a gay drugdealing art teacher
The BURDEN of being a femaletrapped in a male's body
The BURDEN of being a CALIFORNIA SUSHI ROLL.
The BURDEN of being LUCY SIGMAN's frog.
The BURDEN of societal expectations
The BURDEN of being
The BURDEN of trust
The BURDEN of knowing things that you shouldn't tell others
The BURDEN of superior intellect....only I can understand
The BURDEN of being in love and not being able to let anyone know.
The BURDEN of being attracted to your art teacher and finding out that he has a compelling desire to have a "little girl" with another man.
The BURDEN of daily art attire consisting of spray painted silver boots, faded black jeans, and a familiar gray sweatshirt.
The BURDEN of Joel Warner's dragon-like coffee breath, EVERYDAY.
The BURDEN of Joel Warner laughing at his own jokes. THAT ARE NOT FUNNY!!!
The BURDEN of being someone's monkey boy
The BURDEN of having to look busy at work in case your boss pops in
The BURDEN of Dr. Hemple's Vision
The BURDEN of being Eric Cartman's long lost father
The BURDEN of caffine addiction
The BURDEN
The BURDEN of diminutiveness of stature
The BURDEN of Michael Crichton movies
The BURDEN of having to compete just because you're capable of it
The BURDEN of qwerty keayboards
The BURDEN of stupid vulgar burdens written on the add-a-burden list
The BURDEN of corn flakes in my underwear (that's last time I try that!)
The BURDEN of counting days
The BURDEN of anticipation
The BURDEN of having your best friend know your sexual fantasy and teasing you with it!
The BURDEN of constantly hearing love songs that make you think of someone special
The BURDEN of having sex with your best friend
The BURDEN of Getting rug-burns on your elbows trying to become a lesbian
The BURDEN of not knowing what to do with all of these burdens when the list gets to be out of control
The BURDEN of trying to spell extraterrestr....
The BURDEN of NASA selling out to the government and not disclosing any of the information known regarding extraterrestrials!
Regarding the BURDEN of those guys not putting up the MARS pictues in a timely manner...How about the fact that they won't go anywhere near where the face was photographed on the planet previously!
The BURDEN of having to fill out these forms
The BURDEN of getting the hairs caught in your teeth
The BURDEN of getting the hairs caught in your teeth
The BURDEN of these stupid little happy faces :-)
The BURDEN of the image I tried to add in the previous burden not working!
The BURDEN of Microsoft <img src="http://www.cycovtc.com/bill.gif>
The BURDEN of Microsoft <img src="http://www.cycovtc.com/bill.gif>
The BURDEN of burdens
The BURDEN of Inconsequential Goals
The BURDEN of self-fulfillment
The BURDEN of other people's opinion
The BURDEN of other people's self boredom
The BURDEN of adding more content to this site
The BURDEN of information
The BURDEN of endless web travels
The BURDEN of the ring
The BURDEN of nanotechnology
The BURDEN of time travel
The BURDEN of knowing area 51's secrets
The BURDEN of lost time
The BURDEN of alien abduction
The BURDEN of Fashion Inspired Discomfort
The BURDEN of finding true love.
The BURDEN of being a virgin.
The BURDEN of an unsolicited erection
The BURDEN of FREEDOM
The BURDEN of FREEDOM
The BURDEN of easy access to chili dogs
The BURDEN of porn mags and no toilet paper
The BURDEN of having a friend that works for Larry Flynt
The BURDEN of whiskey shits
The BURDEN of befriending the local bartender and having endless drinks forced upon you nightly
The BURDEN of being a dyslexic hessian and writing Decide on your folder rather than Deicide
The BURDEN of not being able to think of a clever Burden to add to the list
The BURDEN of folks who fail to use the CORRECT Burden format!
A bus hit my car and now I have to take the bus
The BURDEN of being a WOMAN in a man's world
The BURDEN of sitting next to Bink for four quarters of Lion's football
The BURDEN of not having a SPELL CHECK on teh BURDEN page.
The BURDEN of not being able to spell Jeopardy
The BURDEN of your wife asking for sex during jeporady
The BURDEN of your wife asking for sex during a football game.
The BURDEN of being second best ( OHIO STATE )
The BURDEN of one of your athletes parents buying the teams uniforms and having to play the little bastard (Wanna C-gar)
The BURDEN of the "Eight man 'PRESSURE PACKAGE'"
The BURDEN of Sweating like a pig when it is 30 degrees out while cutting down the family christmas tree
The BURDEN of secretly enjoying a good "HOT CARL"
The BURDEN of the gift of genital warts
The BURDEN of out-of-state transplants
The BURDEN of doing the electric centipede with a raw steak in the front of my fruit-of-the-loom briefs.
The BURDEN of GENITAL CHOWDER!
The BURDEN of being known as "Pencil Dick" Tommy
The BURDEN of THANKSGIVING TURKEY GIVING YOU GAS
The BURDEN of BEING A BANDWAGON JUMPER(OHH I HURT MY LEG)
The BURDEN of being "THE ASS MAN"
The BURDEN of people misspelling Neighbor
The BURDEN of sticky steering wheels
The BURDEN of being beat on the out and up by Binkley
The BURDEN of LaClear winning the farting contest
The BURDEN of not being able to compete b/c you were bound up
The BURDEN of SCRAMJET Simulations
The BURDEN of JASON BINKLEYS LONG TOENAILS
The BURDEN of SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIES
The BURDEN of JEFF SMITH HITTING HIS SHIT ALL THE TIME
The BURDEN of STANLEY JACKSON BEING COLOR BLIND
The BURDEN of NOT SHOWERING BECAUSE IT IS HUNTING SEASON
The BURDEN of YOUR BACK FREEZING UP AT A LIONS GAME
The BURDEN A SHOULDER THAT GOES NUMB
The BURDEN of middle aged italians that can't decide where to eat
The BURDEN of totalling your mother's classic car
The BURDEN of Familial Relations
The BURDEN of data collection
The BURDEN of corporations
The BURDEN of chocolate corporations
The BURDEN of chocolate
The BURDEN of Eastern Standard Time
The BURDEN of listening to Mr. Warner (Ha! He! Ha!)
The BURDEN of doing thirty second gesture drawings
The BURDEN of Heather
The BURDEN of traffic
The BURDEN of getting what you wished for
The BURDEN of fearing mobs will tear you apart
The BURDEN of having the 49ers at your college each summer
The BURDEN of being upright
The BURDEN of school term papers
The BURDEN of finding a free computer
The BURDEN of having gifted children
The BURDEN of not being reimbursed for son's college expenses
The BURDEN of working out next to Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at health club
The BURDEN of little brothers
The BURDEN of joel "DOC" warner
The BURDEN of joel "DOC" warner
The BURDEN of THE BEAST
The BURDEN of ZIT ON WALLET SIDE
The BURDEN of MANGOS AND WINE!!!!!!!!!!
The BURDEN of jason binkley
The BURDEN of Neglect
The BURDEN of free software ... http://www.hotsteel.com/warez4ever/
The BURDEN of not knowing which path to take while being hearded through school with you classmates like cattle to get some silly degree at some fancy institution
The BURDEN of responsibility
The BURDEN of really bad coffee
The BURDEN of pubescent imprinting
The BURDEN of <A href="http://pw1.netcom.com/~bbos/index.html">New Media</A>l">
The BURDEN of P.A.P.
The BURDEN of DOT.COM
The BURDEN of the ID
The BURDEN of the web monkey
The BURDEN of reproduction
The BURDEN of flirts with unclear intentions
The BURDEN of Broken Scripts
The BURDEN of Internet Explorer acting like a shit!
The BURDEN of intestinal cramping
The BURDEN of Burdens (courtesy of P.A.P.)
The BURDEN of job dissatisfaction
The BURDEN of Dreaming
The BURDEN of not swearing
The BURDEN of having you best friend being sad because your ex fell for her but still won't take her to the dance
The BURDEN of having to be the best all the time
The BURDEN of college applications
The BURDEN of your ex falling for your best friend
The BURDEN of lusting after a bagel
The BURDEN of lusting after a bagel
The BURDEN of sex with monkeys
The BURDEN of heat.
The BURDEN of originality.
The BURDEN of amertization
The BURDEN of America Online
The BURDEN of the SAT
The BURDEN of metaphysical cerebral incantations
The BURDEN of spending $$.
The BURDEN of white out
The BURDEN of dorm living
The BURDEN of the ex-wife
The BURDEN of Security cops that look like highway patrol on the freeway
The BURDEN of Vipers
The BURDEN of shaken baby syndrome
The BURDEN of cleaning the garage
The BURDEN of seperation
The NEDRUB of dyslexia
I don't have a burden...
The BURDEN of people submitting multiple burdens
The BURDEN of being inferior
The BURDEN of pimpology
The BURDEN of pimpology
The BURDEN of irony
The BURDEN of the Mind
The BURDEN of Rev. Dr. Joel "Nano" Warner (almost as bad as Gwen!!)
The BURDEN of <img src="http://members.tripod.com/~Tchort79/gwen-mad.jpg">
The BURDEN of parallel parking
The BURDEN of sacramento summers
The BURDEN of low gas mileage
The BURDEN of insufficient caffeine
The BURDEN of drawing class!!!!!!
The BURDEN of sleep depravation
The BURDEN of a slow connection
The BURDEN of dreams
The BURDEN of inspiration
The BURDEN of homework
The BURDEN of siblings
The BURDEN of men!
The BURDEN of loose change
The BURDEN of Honesty
The BURDEN of tye-dyed suicide
The BURDEN of hernias
The BURDEN of chastity
The BURDEN of a lowfat diet
The BURDEN of a thin atmosphere
The BURDEN of Moving pianos
The BURDEN of hypocracy
The BURDEN of mistaken identity
The BURDEN of marnel
The BURDEN of Confusion
The BURDEN of niehgbors
The BURDEN of tevas with patterned socks.
The BURDEN of those burden guys not putting up the mars pictures in a timely fashion.
The BURDEN of tevas with socks.
The BURDEN of tevas
The BURDEN of Imaginary Opportunity
The BURDEN of Beauty
The BURDEN of moving
The BURDEN of Vacation
The BURDEN of ketchup or catsup
The BURDEN of ketchup or catsup
The BURDEN of luv
The BURDEN of being superior
The BURDEN of being content
The BURDEN of tight halter tops
The BURDEN of specialization
The BURDEN of Youth
The BURDEN of Possesion
The BURDEN of Nevada
The BURDEN of Self Respect
The BURDEN of oprah
The BURDEN of cellulite
The BURDEN of Coffee
The BURDEN of Silence
The BURDEN of Servitude
The BURDEN of Creative Anxiety
The BURDEN of Unwanted/Unsolicited Advice
The BURDEN of Debt
The BURDEN of Expertise
The BURDEN of Individual Responsibility
The BURDEN of Sexual Distraction
The BURDEN of Arbitrary Value
The BURDEN of Time
The BURDEN of History
The BURDEN of Imaginary Deadlines
The BURDEN of Specificity/Definition
The BURDEN of Comunicative Exhaustion
The BURDEN of Success
The BURDEN of Sleep
The BURDEN of Biological Distress
The BURDEN of Feigned Interest
The BURDEN of Obligation
The BURDEN of Nostalgia
The BURDEN of Ironfist/Steelfist
The BURDEN of Motion
The BURDEN of Hygiene
The BURDEN of Sobriety